They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. Perhaps that’s why it takes me 18 seconds to sneeze.

Jarod Kintz

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.

Malcolm Muggeridge

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

I kissed my girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco ever since.

Arturo Toscanini

What is it men in women do require? Gratified desire.
What is it women in men do require? Gratified desire.

William Blake

I’m as pure as the driven slush.

Tallulah Bankhead

I like a man who takes his time.

Mae West

What a man enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she looks without them.

Brendan Francis

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